Presented without comment…(with comments)
Irrational fears:
- Superglue – It could get your fingers. How do you get them apart?!?
- Meth labs – Because if they blew up I’d be pissed.
- Cats – But only live ones.
- Bunnies – They’re like cats with no common sense.
- Asthma medication – I could have an allergic reaction that causes my hair follicles to turn into nails.
- Buying stuff off Craig’s List at a storage locker in the middle of nowhere in the dark from people who want to discuss the Craig’s List murders – It scares me, but at the same time I’m a little disappointed that this isn’t where it happened.
- Sitting on toilets that are only attached to the wall – What if they fall off the wall? Plus, you’re not allowed to poop in a urinal. You’ll get banned from Target.
Rational fears:
- Ruptured brake line on the freeway – Because stopping.
- IKEA monkeys – Their little coats are just too stylish.
