I have electrocuted myself. I’ve been bitten by spiders. All in the name of science. Ok. So maybe my intent wasn’t science. Maybe these were just nature being nature. And me being stubborn and lazy trying to be efficient. But I decided to turn them into science experiments. Experiments looking for superpowers.
Up until yesterday, I hadn’t had much luck. I can’t climb walls. No spider senses. No shooting lightning from my fingers. Life pretty much sucked.
And then last night happened. There was a superpower I hadn’t thought to test. One so extraordinary that it could only exist in the imagination. Why hadn’t I even thought to try it, no matter how far-fetched?
Let me set the looney tune of the situation:
Punkers was walking around with a bite of tarte soufflée au fromage blanc on her fork. (It’s a recipe PetitOrange brought from France. You and I would call it a cheesecake. Don’t tell PetitOrange that. She doesn’t like cheesecake. It’s not fancy sounding enough for the French.) My fear was that it would fall from the utensil, not to be found until it made its presence known olfactorily. An experience I did not want. The conversation went thusly:
Me: “Eat your cheesecake.”
Punkers: “No!”
Me: “Eat it before it falls on the floor.”
Punkers: “No!”
Me: “Yes!”
Punkers: “No!”
Me: “Yes!”
Punkers: “No!”
I think you get the idea. This went on for some time. Each time, the smirk on her face grew larger. Then it hit me! (A thought, not the cheesecake. Although, that would have been equally amusing.)
Me: “Yes!”
Punkers: “No!”
Me: “No!”
Punkers: “Yes!”
Haha! Success! Mind control, beaches! Top that! (Not that she actually ate the tarte soufflée au fromage blanc. Shut up.)
What up now, Doc?