Fireflies. They lure us out. We chase them around on summer nights. Every time you see one, you run to where you saw it light up. But as soon as you get there, it vanishes into the background. Unable to be seen. So you stand. And stare. Waiting for the next flash. Then start running.
We cannot resist them. The thrill of the chase. How they are so easy caught. The way they innocently crawl around on your hand, then just flit away. Only to be caught again, mere moments later. If these things ever evolve, say, develop teeth. Or poison. Or some sort of lethal defense, the human race had better watch out.
I did this with my almost 4-year-old for the better part of an hour. She is more clever and mature than I. She tried reasoning with them. “Will you please come here so I can play with you?” Then standing on a rock, yelling, “Fireflies! Can I ask you a favor?” Then trying to entice them with a game. “Fireflies!” she said, “Do you want to play ball?” At which point, she picked up a baseball that had been laying in the grass and hurled it at the nearest cluster of them. When none of them caught the ball, she inquired, “Why won’t you guys play with me?”
Then she got smart.
“Dad. What do fireflies speak?”
Me: “Well, they don’t speak. They just flash their butts.”
Her: “Gross. But… Hey, dad. Get me the sprinkler.”
Me: “What? It’s too la…”
Her: “Dad! We’ll just pretend it’s my firefly butt. It will light up so I can talk to them.”
I don’t think I’ve been so proud of such an absurdly clever idea before. And then I realized. This is how I will do it. I will breed an army of fireflies. My daughter will command them to do my bidding. Together, we shall rule the world as father and daughter. And fireflies.